This is a place for black men to speak their truth and respect one another. The rules are simple: if you want to get respect, you gotta give respect, and that starts with self respect. We don't tolerate foolishness and I'm sorry to my non-melanated brothers, we don't know a damn thing about what to do with your hair. There's a Great Clips down the road.
A place to relax, stare at the TV, play jigsaw-puzzles, and eat plastic-wrapped food for all eternity. You can check out any time you like but you can never leave. The black boxes above the doors ARE cameras despite what they tell you. Enjoy your new self